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About Me Member Deviously Deviant Jonathan Edward Stiles17/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 7 Months
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I LOVE COCK IN MY EAR!!!

Tue Sep 15, 2009, 3:53 PM
  • Mood: High
  • Listening to: Goblin Cock
  • Reading: "Full Metal Panic" manga
  • Watching: premium channels
  • Playing: Devil May Cry
  • Eating: Everything. I've got the munchies.
  • Drinking: Too much.
...Perhaps I should be more clear on that statement. "Goblin Cock" is a heavy metal band I have taken a liking to. It's kind of like an alternative heavy metal. Look it up. It's kickass.
I have sent a letter to my mother basically asking her to re- evaluate her life and stop being a such a psychotic fucking bitch. Included were copies of the greyhound ticket stubs I used to go to NH without telling her. Maybe it will do her some good, I dunno. I'm just sick of acting cheery when she calls.
Just got back from the beach. We had the dog swimming in waves that were about five feet high. I have never seen a dog so determined to get a tennis ball. He knew where his limit was this time, but last time we swam him in those kinds of waves he started simultaneously puking up seawater and blowing it out of his ass about three feet on either side. He didn't get that far this time, but he still got the shit beaten out of him in the water.
NH was a good mental health break. Jess, thanks for dealing with my useless ass for a week. Now I hold an obsession for Full Metal Panic, thanks to Mike. Probably will get some more anime now.
Speaking of NH, while in NH, I ran out of pot. Which kinda sucked. If someone knows where I can get some weed in or around Concord NH in case I run out next time, let me know.
Until next time, put some Cock in your ear.

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If you want to call me strange, by all means, do so. I agree, and I'm proud. If you want to call me insane, I won't object. Because you're right. I am insane. But If you're bothering to call me insane, you are blind, despite your sight. Because you're insane, too. So is he. So is she. So is your country, and so is your world. This planet is only an unstaffed mental ward floating under a ball of fire. The only question is, to what degree is each individual insane? The sooner one realizes this, the more entertaining all this stupid bullshit they call "reality" or "society" or whatever the fuck they feel like calling it in that minute becomes.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: North Carolina
  • Interests: guns, figuring out why I'm so fucked up in the head (don't they just combine wonderfully?)
  • Favourite movie: Armageddon
  • Favourite band or musician: Rammstein & the Ozzman
  • Favourite genre of music: Metal
  • Favourite artist: Not any artist in particular. It's all good, especially the stuff I don't understand.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stephen King. The Stand was amazing.
  • Favourite style of art: porn. It's the favorite of every guy on the planet; at least I'm being honest about it.
  • Operating System: whatever is availible. I don't have a computer; I have to hijack my friends' computers.
  • MP3 player of choice: Sansa Mp4
  • Wallpaper of choice: I hate wallpaper. It's not worth fucking with when paint works just fine.
  • Favourite game: MGS3
  • Favourite gaming platform: No preference, although Nintendo needs to learn how to make decent games again.
  • Personal Quote: When life hands you lemons, squeeze them in the eyes of the asshole who gave them to you.
  • Tools of the Trade: the gun (best plural), the knife, the computer, something that reminds you, "fuck it all"

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:iconbutterflyeyes884:
Thanks for the fav!! :D

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